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By Mark Leigh, Mike Lepine
This S--t scorching advisor to swearing types the lads from the f---ing boys and the ladies from the p---ing women. Profanity outdated and new, each insult had to make an enemy of a chum and adequate undesirable language to gasoline a soccer crew for a month.
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The Declaration of Independence: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of shit. : I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their piss but by the content of their character.
In Paris, a traveller might have found himself in Rue Trousse-Puteyne (Whore’s Slit Street), Rue Grattecon (Scratch Cunt Street) or even Rue du Poileau Con (Hairy Cunt Street, now known as the more acceptable Rue de Pelecan). Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid31 31 31 04/08/2005 11:29:56 The Psychology of Swearing You’ll be pleased to hear that, according to one of the world’s top experts on swearing, our aptitude for swearing and cursing does not diminish with age. , Professor of Psychology at North Adams State University in Massachusetts, states that even when a debilitating illness such as Alzheimer’s robs someone of their ability to communicate, the capacity to swear is almost always the last thing to go.
Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid31 31 31 04/08/2005 11:29:56 The Psychology of Swearing You’ll be pleased to hear that, according to one of the world’s top experts on swearing, our aptitude for swearing and cursing does not diminish with age. , Professor of Psychology at North Adams State University in Massachusetts, states that even when a debilitating illness such as Alzheimer’s robs someone of their ability to communicate, the capacity to swear is almost always the last thing to go. Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid32 32 32 04/08/2005 11:29:56 That’s just one of the conclusions that the good professor has reached in his swearing studies and – for want of a better expression – he’s pretty fucking pissed off that not enough psychologists are interested in swearing.