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By Michael Ebner
Named one in every of Kirkus stories most sensible Books of the yr. “The book’s full of laugh-out-loud strains and discussion. the writer having a Charles Portis-like present for writing” (Kirkus Reviews). lodge concierge, Joel Wilson, has lately befriended the foyer pianist, Wade Farley and his course will quickly switch in methods he might by no means have imagined. either have expertise, ambition and massive plans for different careers. yet they‘ll have to visit nice lengths to chop during the pageant. Their scheme to hit the massive time takes them to manhattan and kick-starts a deadly video game. Underestimating tune wealthy person Lance Martin makes it a perilous one. He’s the explanation one hit wonders vanish from the face of the earth.
Copyright 2009. publication released 2013.
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