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By Jeremy Clarkson
We all know that Jeremy Clarkson unearths the realm a difficult position - in any case, he wrote a bestselling booklet approximately it. but regardless of the looks of "The global in accordance with Clarkson", issues don't appear to have stronger a lot. although, Jeremy isn't a person to renounce simply and he's determined to have one other move. In "And one other Thing", our exasperated hero discovers that: he inadvertently dropped a bomb on North Carolina; we're all going to blow up on the age of sixty two; Russians glance undesirable in Speedos - yet now not as undesirable as we do; not anyone must have to fret approximately being invoice Oddie's lengthy misplaced sister; and, he should still most likely be nicer approximately David Beckham. Thigh-slappingly humorous and - as ever - on your face, Jeremy Clarkson bursts the unnecessary little bubbles of the idiots whereas celebrating the designated, the original and the sheer bloody brilliant...
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Elephants in Burma have been known to silence bells hung round their neck by clogging them with mud so they won’t be heard when stealing bananas. In February 1946, a girl in Bridlington died after eating four bananas from among the first crop to reach Britain’s shops after the war. Mait Lepik won the first banana-eating championship in Estonia in 1997 by eating ten bananas in three minutes. His secret was to save time by eating the skins as well. The world record for the most bananas eaten in one hour is eighty-one.
29 30 The first recorded manned flight was made two months later by Jean Francois Pilatre de Rozier and the Marquis d’Arlandes. The balloon caught fire but both were unharmed. Another pioneer balloonist who narrowly avoided disaster was Jacques Charles, who also made a flight from Paris in 1783. When he drifted low over fields, his balloon was attacked by farmers who thought he must be the Devil. He placated them with champagne. In 1808, two men called de Grandpré and le Pique had a duel from balloons after a dispute over a woman.
After that, the fight had continued without a referee. At the end of the fight, the winner gained the title, a $500 side bet, and an eleven-month jail term for violating an antiprizefight law. SHAKESPEARE BRAIN The Nobel Prize-winning author Anatole France (1844–1924) was found after his death to have one of the smallest human brains ever recorded. The word “brain” (or “brains”) does not occur at all in the Bible. ALCOHOL, CHOCOLATE, COSMETICS, DINOSAUR, FIZZY DRINKS, LOVE, OSTRICH BRANDING In 1844, Jonathan Walker had the initials SS (for “Slave Stealing”) branded into his right palm for helping American slaves escape to the Bahamas.